Ah, adventure! Ah, romance! Ah, courtly graces and the noble gestures! Don't you wish you knew people like that? Don't you wish we could still walk around in cloaks and boots and breeches, with leather doublets and flowing white dueling shirts and swords strapped around our waists? Of course, if we did, given the way things are today, there'd be people out there lobbying for sword control, and we'd need a National Sword Association and bumper stickers that would read "Swords don't kill people, knights kill people, " and there would be a five-day waiting period and background check before you could buy a rapier. We'd have drive-by lungings and people would be afraid of children carrying broadswords to school. "Milady" would be regard as a sexist term and feminists would go absolutely berserk if any woman called a man "Milord." Ralph Nader would probably get quarter horses banned because they are too small and unsafe in a collision and someone would figure out a way to put seat belts and air bags on our saddles. That's why people join the SCA and read fantasy novels, because the real world sucks. . Simon Hawke
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If an SCA knight is able to fight in full plate armor, they are better than a Hollywood movie star. If an SCA knight is able to ride around in full morning dress, they are better than a Hollywood movie star. If an SCA knight is able to have a sword that is over two feet long, they are better than a Hollywood movie star. You can be anything you want to be when you are in the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA).

You can be an Amazon, or a Roman soldier. You can be the King of England or the Queen of France. You can be any of your favorite character from your favorite fantasy novel.

Don't waste your life trying to live up to someone else's idea of what you should do with your life. It will never happen!

Source: The Ambivalent Magician

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